Wanting to share your raw vegan health and happiness with the world may be a little trick, especially when you are surrounded by people who think differently and keep the old unhealthy habits.
And maybe you are also in a situation like mine, where you have none in real life to talk about it and who would really like to listen to your raw vegan story. This reminds of a very funny Sharon Stone joke…
In 1992, Sharon Stone became very famous because of the movie Basic Instinct, in which there is many unforgettable erotic scenes.
The most famous of those scenes is the one where she is wearing a very short white dress and uncrosses her legs while she is in front of 5 men. What made that scene very unique and erotic is the fact that she was wearing no underwear at all and the men noticed.
I guess, in those days, most men on the planet dreamed of getting laid with Sharon Stone after watching that movie.
And many female celebrities started being caught by paparazzi wearing no underwear, probably to be on the news too and become more famous than they already were.
I lived in Italy when I watched that movie, but came back to Brazil some months later and started hearing a very hilarious Sharon Stone joke (if you prefer you can use a male celebrity replacing Sharon):
Manuel was in a luxury liner in an international cruise when the ship sinks.
After much swimming, he can get to a deserted island. Exhausted, Manuel sleeps for long hours.
The next day, the first rays of the sun, he is woken up by none less than Sharon Stone.
Soon the two find themselves being alone on the island. There were no other survivors of the tragedy.
After a few weeks on the island, after lots of chatting, there’s nothing to do…
A deserted island … They got one honeymoon … Almost three months straight daily sex. A true paradise.
In the fourth month, the guy was depressed, sad. Sharon (who by this time was only “Sha”) comes to him and says:
– Sweetheart … what’s with you? Are you okay?
– I’m not.
– But what happened?
– Oh, none special…
– Can I help you? You know I’ll do anything you ask… Realize all your fantasies…
– Any fantasy? Could it really be anything at all? Won’t you marvel?
– Of course, my love.
All right – he says with a smile – Do you see that trunk from the wreck?
Go there and wear my clothes, my hat, and paint a mustache and meet me in about 10 minutes on the other side of the island!
– What?? Okay! Okay, if that will help…
Ten minutes later, the two meet on the other side of the island and Manuel shouts
– Joaquim! Joaquim! Come here, man – calling Sharon.
– I really need to tell you something, but you will not believe! Man, I’m getting laid with Sharon Stone! And I needed to tell a friend; otherwise I would never be happy anymore!
I remember laughing a lot hearing this Sharon Stone joke, which shows something very natural to all of us human beings: if we experience something really good (or bad!) we have the need to share it with other people!
And sharing seems to be part of the pleasure. In the joke, I guess every time Manuel got laid with Sharon Stone he was thinking about telling Joaquim about it! 🙂
I think starting a raw vegan diet has an even higher impact in our lives, than getting laid with someone famous.
With the low fat raw vegan diet, we are experiencing something that could be compared to a constant post-orgasm state!
Remember those seconds and minutes right after the orgasm? That’s the raw vegan power feeling! Energy and relaxation at the same time!
Maybe the song to describe that feeling would be I Just Had Sex! (by The Lonely Island and featuring Akon). 🙂
We are so happy that we want the whole world to know about our raw vegan story and happiness!
Most of us want to share our just found raw vegan happiness, liberation and freedom!
And we also want to listen and watch other raw vegan success stories to confirm that we aren’t alone in this!
And that is what brings us to be here online writing, reading, making videos and watching them, sharing and commenting raw vegan stuff that we love!
Because, when we are offline, the world seems more like that deserted and lonely island and we don’t have so many people who really want to hear about our raw vegan diet and its benefits…
In my case, I live in a place where my neighbors are always meeting during the weekends to drink a lot of beer and eat a lot of meat in barbecues.
They invite me to join them and I really love to participate and be there as an example of someone who chose a different diet. They know that I eat lots of bananas and may even joke about it.
I don’t preach, but they see me in shape and getting stronger and healthier than they are. They know it! And that’s enough for me. I prefer to lead by example, action, not words!
And even though I don’t speak about what I’m doing, all the time I’m with these friends I’m communicating with them in other levels, letting they know that everyday “I’m getting laid with Sharon Stone” and it’s being RAWESOME!
That’s the essential and wonderful raw vegan happiness!
We “raw vegan freaks” do have a common dream, which is the one to see more and more people and animals and the whole world becoming healthier and happier with the raw vegan diet!
We are on a mission here and the best thing to accomplish it is to really BE THE CHANGE THAT WE WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
By the way, I drank a glass of water and ate 6 bananas while I was writing this post.
In this moment, the day is starting here in Brazil and I’m feeling great!!!!
Go there now, eat your bananas and let the world know that you are happy in a very genuine and unique raw vegan way!
You don’t need to speak much, your natural glow and body language will be enough to make people realize that you are at least “going out with Sharon Stone”, if you know what I mean…
But if they ever ask (and they will!) about what is happening between “Sha and you”, tell your whole story, with all the smallest details possible!
And if you want me to take the role of Joaquim and listen to your raw vegan power story, reach out and let me know it.
I’m a good listener and will love to hear your story.
Just be aware that there is only a sure problem that you will have to face…
I won’t be able to keep it a secret…
If you tell me your raw vegan power story, I’ll spread it with the whole world! 🙂
PS: Leave a comment below and let me know about your raw vegan power story! Will love to hear you! We could even do a video-interview with you talking about how the raw vegan diet improved your health and happiness!
PS2: If you prefer, you can also send me a message here: http://RawVeganPower.com/contact
PS3: And if you didn’t start your low fat raw vegan diet yet, just do it! And you will soon have your own raw vegan power story to share with me and the whole world too!